spiffysugie

So ...prices. Here they are.

Furcadia ports (pixel/smooth) = $5
Couple/puzzle ports = $15
Sketch = $2
Bust, flat = $3
Bust, shaded = $5
Full body, flat = $7
Full body, shaded = $10
Paper doll +2 outfits = $15 (each extra outfit = $2.50)
Ref Sheet = $15
Painting = $20

wooo commission me.

Hello, I am Alice. Some know me as Iggy or Rain. Call me any of the three.

im $4k in debt. i play guitar/sing/write music, i obv do art, im a dog trainer (behavioral specifically) and i rescue, im a stripper and ur regular show hero sean szeles pays me $$$ to have funtimes in the vips.

im a cynical bitch. i smoke, i drink, i party, and i fucking hate all of you.

so buy my shit.

Furcadia port smooth or pixel = $5
Character art (shaded, flat, whatever) = $5
Pixel tag = $10
Character ref sheet = $15

I'm just REALLY fucking busy. I'm a dog trainer/behaviorist, plus I work at petco, plus I'm starting my own rescue. Life is crazy. But good.

If I owe you a commission lemme know, if you want. lol. I finally found my tablet pen after missing it for like 6 months.

the majority of DA's population proved you wrong.

If you want to see some epic stupidity, go ahead and click this link.

Observe the comments. Pretty much the entire front page...which is what, like, 50 comments? The whole website is in a tizzy because this stupid kid copied Disney's stallion of the cinnamonmaron horse Spirit or something that's like whatever. DA's front page frozen on a bunch of really shitty art; nothing's renewing. So all the late-nighters (judging by america) get to push out their anger on this kid. will he do it again? probably.

BUT THERE'S LIKE 50 FUCKING PEOPLE SHOUTING AT HIM.

i'll add my opinion about how he stole copyrighted disney material just in case he didn't get it the first 49 times. AM I COOL. IM PART OF THIS NOW LOOK AM I RLY AWESOME POPULAR NOW.

this message has been brought to you by the letter F, the number 50, and the phrase shut the fuck up.

I love all these light up costumes they're coming out with. The idea is absolutely adorable. However, in my experience with costumes, I'm certain they'll be just plain shitty. The lights probably wont work on the majority of them and I'm sure you can see all the crappy wiring structure of the lighting. I'll be that the lights are also just in the front of the dresses and not the back. I HATE that. I'm too damn OCD for my own good.

Even so, that light up ladybug looks tempting. lol.

Last year I was a butterfly. I ordered the costume medium, but the measurements given were incorrect. However, I kept the medium anyway because the small was too short for me and my ass shows. If I pull it down my tits fall out. The wings in BOTH packages were very poorly painted pieces of cheap shit. I substituted them with light-up Tinkerbell wings I bought in Disneyland.

My bf and I went to Disneyland on Halloween night for this fun thing they do at the California Adventure park last year. We plan to go again this year. Last year I had a bad injury to my knee and was wheelchair-bound, so he rolled me all over the parks. People thought it was hilarious when they told me "You don't need a wheelchair, you have wings! Just fly away."

So this year I'm buying something with a gun. Trying to decide amongst saloon girl + buckshot, Red Riding Hood with a pistol for added wolf protection, Alice in Wonderland and her jabberwocky revolver or alien space girl with dual action gun/purse.

wat u guys gon be